You might want to sit for this one, hun. "Okay, I'll sit.  What is it babe?" "Well, I don't really know how to say this..." "Just say it, whatever it is, I'll understand." "You sure, promise you won't get mad?" "How could I ever be mad at someone as beautiful as you?" "Okay well, here goes... About two months ago, I cheated on you, got pregnant with what may or may not be your baby, contracted an STD, and may have passed it to you.  You're not mad are you?"
